10. Its your birthday! Happy birthday! Congratulations on another trip around the sun!, 214. Wonder where you left your phone? Llama just say, happy birthday to you. Use them as greeting card birthday wishes, birthday SMSs, or in a birthday speech. Happy birthday, cousin! Happy Birthday! Happy birthday, lady! I totally would have remembered without Facebooks help. Because theyre really good at it. I hope your birthdays a great one! If you are lucky to have a grandpa that is alive, crack a joke as a birthday wish for him. Happy Birthday!, 199. Happy birthday!, 63. You must admit that at least once in your life, you have typed in happy birthday wishes in your Google search bar. You know, when I turned two, I panicked because in one year, I doubled my age. Im really glad you were born today. BOOM YOURE A CAKE! Sending you lots of love and laughter on your birthday. Happy Birthday, buddy! 100+ Hysterically Funny Happy Birthday Memes of 2022. by TheBirthdayBest. Happy birthday! Happy birthday!, 263. Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. Youre so very welcome. Happy birthday, dad! Happy Birthday to my "Best-tea" 4. You know, youre a really hard person to buy gifts for. I hope you have lots of laughter, fun and excitement on your special day. I was just trying to make my wishes funny Happy birthday dear sister!, 208. By far the most common type of funny birthday wish is the one that makes fun of the persons age. Happy who? Its your birthday lets over-celebrate!, 86. Birthday Soy Mate Taco Birthday Card Fire hazard Friends Gathered Together Purrfect birthday cat Hoppy frog Party Like a Guacstar Bad Ass Birthday Happy Drunk Birthday One Year Older Dying Reward Age Doesnt Matter Dog years birthday Fantastic birthday Stellar Brain Drain Hot Stuff Birthday Hot diggity dog 1 2 3 4 5 Go ahead, tickle their ribs. Happy birthday, youre puggin awesome. 83. Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday!, 224. Remember: Not only does wine getter better with age, but age gets better with wine! ", "For your special day, Ive sent you a truly gracious present. What they forget to mention is that you really wont miss it. Frankly, Im surprised I even remembered your birthday., 223. Happy birthday cousin! Happy birthday!, 151. I hope you have a purr-fect birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday! Add a touch of witty banter and humor to your friend's birthday celebration with these 150 funny birthday wishes, which include texts, quotes, and silly messages. We are friends here on Bored Panda, right? Happy birthday!, 131. Happy Birthday!, 193. I wish you love, hope and everlasting joy and happiness. I donut know what I would do without you. Ill wait. Happy birthday. Happy birthday! You shine every day, but on your birthday you shine the brightest. Happy sweet birthday! If you need the kids to help you blow out the candles, youre definitely over the hill., 140. Unless, of course, I did remember it, in which case please disregard this message. Youre a quaran-teen now. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body. Look, if you want me to remember your birthday, youre going to have to start looking older. ", "I wouldn't say you're old you've just been young for longer than most of us. Not sure if youre old yet? Happy birthday, friend. Dont fret over another birthday. 50+ Greetings For Your Bro. Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year., 60. Happy birthday! May you continue to enjoy your 20s, dear cousin!, 232. 13. Remember, youre only young once, but you can be immature for the rest of your lifetime., 250. Oh wait-that's wine. A year older, a year bolder! Congratulations! Today will be another one of those happy, beautiful, fun, and funny nights because we will celebrate the birthday of one of the best people that exists. You're still going to do stupid stuff, just a lot slower. That was NOT COOL. Also, SHOTGUN FOR LIFE no rips! ", "Another year together has come and gone. If you wake up in a strange place tomorrow morning, you either 1) had too much to drink or 2) have gone senile. Congratulations on your birthday cousin! You are the best man on earth and such a perfect brother. The " Deadpool " star even filmed a slick music video for the two-minute track. Prepare for some of the most creative and funny happy birthday wishes. Share the best GIFs now >>> You're one in a melon. Experts say that people lose their minds when they get old. I have one for your birthday: Why dont skeletons fight each other? Happy birthday!, 46. Happy birthday! Frankly, I feel really bad about how old you are., 265. Happy birthday! AllWording.com is your source of wording ideas for all of life's occasions. Super glad you were born. . Hey, happy 29th birthday again. Lets go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people., 4. 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I hope you enjoy your special day to the . :), 220. Wishing you a very happy birthday. ", "I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. I didnt get you a gift or a card, but please accept this half-assed Happy Birthday wish sent via social media. To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Happy birthday! Happy birthday!, 104. Happy birthday cousin! Happy birthday!, 77. Each contains a funny happy . Happy birthday! This is the oldest Ive ever seen you. Happy birthday!, 6. Happy birthday! Really, it's nothing to get worked up over. But birthday memes are life! 3) Have hot sex. Sis! Want to feel young and thin again? Hey Pandas, Is There Anything You Need To Get Off Your Chest? ", "You suck at aging! Oh boy, there are many more original ways to wish someone a happy birthday without using excessive emojis and a GIF of a cat with a party hat and some shades on. From general humor, to laugh-out-loud comedy, CardFool's Birthday selection has you covered. On your birthday, remember this: age is only a number that represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. Happy birthday and enjoy!, 121. Happy birthday!, 147. Now, I know you might think the toupee is a little bit over top but, seriously, it wont be long now, big brother!, 191. What ever would I do without you? Happy birthday!, 148. I am grateful for your true friendship. Happy birthday!, 97. But hopefully with more hair! Happy birthday, friend. Wed rather you have a few drinks and do something stupid and indecent. Happy birthday! So, this year, lets go ever crazier! Youre just collecting wrinkles., 137. Happy birthday, bro! Quick! 30. A wise man once said, "Forget about your past - you cannot change it." I'd like to add: "Forget about your present - I didn't get you one." Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart, funny, and good-looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities. ", "Happy birthday to a guy who still isnt showing his age And definitely not acting it.". Aivaras is a student trying to pave the way to his career in Marketing and advertisment creation. Wishing you health, happiness, and success on your special day and always. Hope thats not too cheesy. "Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same." Audrey Hepburn. Must be all the candles on your cake. A few years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. Happy birthday! Contactless delivery and your first delivery or pickup order is free! Happy birthday, cousin!, 233. I would have bought you a present, but I didnt think you wanted me to take money out of the alcohol budget., 72. 91. Dont worry, big brother, age is only a number. Yup, youre a great, big catch. Consider it a very early one for next year. You know youre getting old when the only thing you want on your birthday is not to be reminded of it. ", "Its your birthday, you know what that means. In my book, more cake is always a good thing., 249. Wait youre how old today? :), 201. Congrats on getting a year closer to a senior citizen discount at the movies. Happy Birthday!, 221. Sound the a-llama, it's your birthday! ", "At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober Disappoint them. 4. Im sorry truly., 66. Congratulations, friend! You may have turned 50 but you only look like 49 and a half years old. Let me help you cousin. Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more often than you do. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday! #2. Also, she's a firm believer that pineapple belongs on a pizza. Happy Birthday, lady! ", "Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year. Make yours a double. ", "Party hard, but maybe bring a second set of underwear with you this time hahaha. On your birthday, I wish you enough air to blow out all of your candles. Though I have to say that today Im glad were not in the same place because I know you like to hit me. Happy Birthday! 14. Even though youre far away, you will always be close to my heart. Sarcastic Birthday Wishes I hope you do not let your old age keep you from doing anything, just kidding, have fun today. Happy Birthday! ", "You're turning the perfect age. Happy birthday! Lets make a deal Ill keep the presents, and you keep the age and cake. I thought, if I keep going this way, Ill be 64 by the time I turn 5. mmm debatable. You know what that means? Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister on Facebook: #1. May you live to be so old that you frighten small children unintentionally., 236. ", "I smell old people! Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. Today, you turn 29! Get out and enjoy it while youre still young enough to not fall into the high risk category for heat stroke death., 31. 42. I believe you forgot my birthday present last year. Happy birthday!, 251. So, at least you have that going for you. I have no gifts. Happy Birthday to a guy who still isnt showing his age or acting it! I cant wait to see what you teach me this year! Creating an account means you agree with Bored Panda's, We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide, social media features, and analyze our traffic. Happy birthday, dad. At your age, theres nothing funny about birthdays. Great collection of at least 138 of the best funny birthday wishes poems to write in a funny birthday card for that special friend or family member who enjoys humor. Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Happy Birthday!, 215. Happy birthday, dear sister., 217. Happy Birthday!, 187. We have some ideas for you. I am laughing out loud as of now. Im returning the favor this year. Happy birthday! Funny Birthday Cards. Ryan Reynolds went above and beyond for his buddy Rob McElhenney 's birthday Friday and released a highly-produced song teaching people how to pronounce his name. Your account is not active. Happy Birthday to the man I love. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. As you get older, there are three important things that happen. ", "Youre officially OLD. Happy birthday! Whos there? "The greatest . Happy birthday!, 103. Funny Happy Birthday To My Friend. As you start aging, your hair turns gray. Happy birthday old-timer! Happy Birthday!, 183. But believe me, I can remember both of them. Happy Birthday. Happy birthday! ", "Happy birthday! 63. Happy birthday! We will not publish or share your email address in any way. (I thought youd probably already heard Happy Birthday enough and wanted something different)., 209. Heres to a special birthday! I used to have a sweet, little sister. So give it a rest will you?, 3. ", "You may not be able to fold a fitted sheet, but otherwise youre pretty cool. So no matter if you are looking for a quick and snappy one-liner happy birthday pun to use in a card for your friend, girlfriend/boyfriend, or family member, or you want to comment on their b-day pics with a punny birthday saying, youll love these 100 best happy birthday puns we came up with. I hope you get everything you deserve. Happy birthday!, 14. But, I am gonna get back at you on your birthday. Look, youre really going to need the lungs of Hercules if you want to blow those candles out. Heres to another year, cousin!, 245. Happy birthday!, 134. Sending you our sweetest birthday wishes and warmest Panda hugs! You shouldnt stop yourself from getting ridiculously intoxicated just because its a Monday., 161. "You dont look a day over 16! Happy belated birthday, from your favorite niece. Do you know why I hate birthday greetings? Happy birthday!, 118. I cant help but smile when I think of you and all the hells you put me through as a kid. Also, its cheaper than sending a present. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!, 198. ", "Happy Birthday Dad! Dont worry about having another birthday. 62. Your birthday is a good time to take stock of your life, remember all the good times, and marvel at the fact that youve managed to survive this long. time to accept you as you are, beautiful wrinkles and all! Happy birthday, babe! Happy birthday, friend. Others bake it happen. Happy birthday!! Happy birthday, friend! ", "Happy Birthday! Happy birthday! Some of these birthday puns are funny, some are short and sweet, and there are tons of super-cheesy birthday puns, too. Happy birthday!, 145. ", "What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Happy birthday buddy. Happy birthday!, 127. 12. Were such a great match because you hate celebrating your birthday, and Im just too darn lazy to plan anything., 55. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these white lies today!, 106. Happy birthday!, 143. Happy birthday, sister!, 207. Happy Birthday bro :), 190. Happy Birthday! A true friend always remembers your birth date not how old you are becoming. Despite all our arguments (that I won) and all our misunderstandings (that I was right) you know that you are one the most beloved persons in my life. Youre going to need a bigger cake or smaller candles! I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arriving tomorrow. Happy birthday! ", "I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. Happy birthday! That said, using humor to wish someone a happy birthday comes with certain pitfalls. Happy birthday!, 105. ", "Happy Birthday! Funny Birthday Wishes for Father. You were already old. Happy birthday! Those arent gray hairs. Happy birthday. Its a special day your birthday! Wishing a happy birthday to someone I can only assume was still around when America relied on bayonets and horses., 156. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits. Happy birthday. Not open jars, thats for sure. Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is wiser, more mature and could care less about material things. ", "Happy birthday! You may not be getting any younger, but at least youre still younger than me. 53. Smart, good looking, and funny. Apart from that, wish you a very happy and prosperous birthday, daddy. My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesnt mean youve become any wiser., 266. Happy birthday! "Happy birthday! Now you know youre getting old when you cant even remember how old you are. For your special day I made you a cake. No really, Im not joking. Happy summer birthday! Funny birthday wishes about getting older: Happy birthday!, 12. Happy birthday! You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday., 15. They say that age is just a number. You belong in the zoo! Some only dream of cake. I cant wait to take advantage of your seniors discount!, 188. Perhaps its because laughter is the greatest gift you can give someone. Happy birthday cousin! For Men. Happy birthday! Happy birthday to the one person whose agelessness is incredibly irritating., 84. My best blessings & funny birthday wishes with love!, 192. ", "They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. Happy birthday!, 36. Wish you a grand 75th birthday to the sweetest father. My Dear Sister, You are Moms Second Favorite Child Guess Who is No. Happy birthday to a person whose age now makes them cry even more than the day they came into this world., 24. ", "Remember to start taking daily multivitamins and fiber supplements, you old fogey! At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly. Im so sorry youve reached an age where you have to actually start lying about your age., 243. Happy birthday to a person that is smart, funny, witty, attractive and reminds me a lot of myself. Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on. The 105 Funny Birthday Wishes and Quotes With Images; Happy Mothers Day From the Heart Happy birthday precious. I was going to send you a paper card, but my Internet connection came back just in time for me to send you his message., 59. Im sending this birthday wish to someone who is now too old to sit through a whole movie without having to get up to use the bathroom., 65. But your mental age continues to stagger along in the event of a zombie apocalypse to enjoy 20s! Person I would rescue in the same place because I know you like to hit.... Your last birthday., 223 funny birthday wishes, birthday SMSs, or in melon! Expect you to be the one person whose age now makes them even. 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